Bad Luck

It's been universally decided that I am bad luck. With the World Cup going on in Germany, I have been a decidedly unfavorable fan of the home teams. While in London between my Copenhagen and Munchen engagements, I watched England lose in penalties to Italia. THEN to top it off, I was in Muchen watching Germany lose to Italia. The Germans are wanting to send me to Italia for the finals since I seem to be bad luck for the home country teams. They're officially kicking me out of the country.